10)  You’re considering buying a cattle farm.

9)  You get panic attacks if there’s less than 4 dozen eggs in the fridge.

8)  You get arrested when the cops hear you say you ‘do’ about 20 grams a day.

7)  You become the official spokesman for the Cheese & Butter Association.

6)  A chicken won’t come in your yard.

5)  You refer to Bacon as Vitamin B.

4)  You call eggs ‘cackle-berries’ just so you can tell your friends you eat lots of fruit.

3)  You carry a picture of Gary Taubes in your billfold.

2)  You name your two dogs Steak & Eggs.

1)  All your friends call you Meathead.

OK, there’s my signs you might be a low-carber.  Now let me hear yours in the comments below!

There Really is Life Without Donuts!

Ron, aka The Former Donut Junkie